It is obvious that the Derby trainers work very hard on looking for ways for their horses to win this famous race . So here I have developed a few ways for horses to win the derby.
Is it illegal for you to attach rocket boosters to the back of a horse running the Kentucky derby? I would like to see anybody beat that horse!
Clone Secretariat! He is the only horse to have run the derby under 2 minutes After you clone him, you could genetically engineer him, making him stronger and faster than even Secretariat was!
You could get a horse that could take the lead for the first few seconds,(There are quite a few horses that could do this, but they couldn't actually win the derby, not enough stamina.) and then drop a couple of smoke grenades.(Bet there's no rule against smoke grenades!) Scaring and confusing the other horses, who would likely not go into the smoke, being to afraid. (Would also work with other things that might scare or confuse horses, like sparklers.)
You could even give your horse a really long name like the first 100 digits of pie. Then the announcer would have to say ," and around the corner comes 3.14159265...........
These are my ideas for making the derby a fun experience, and to have laughter, and maybe, if someone uses one of these ideas, it will be worth it to pay 500 hundred dollars for a metal folding chair.
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