How to have a fun Derby (or win it)

It is obvious that the Derby trainers work very hard on looking for ways for their horses to win this famous race . So here I have developed a few ways for horses to win the derby.

Is it illegal for you to attach rocket boosters to the back of a horse running the Kentucky derby? I would like to see anybody beat that horse!

Clone Secretariat! He is the only horse to have run the derby under 2 minutes After you clone him, you could genetically engineer him, making him stronger and faster than even Secretariat was!

You could get a horse that could take the lead for the first few seconds,(There are quite a few horses that could do this, but they couldn't actually win the derby, not enough stamina.) and then drop a couple of smoke grenades.(Bet there's no rule against smoke grenades!) Scaring and confusing the other horses, who would likely not go into the smoke, being to afraid. (Would also work with other things that might scare or confuse horses, like sparklers.)
You could even give your horse a really long name like the first 100 digits of pie. Then the announcer would have to say ," and around the corner comes 3.14159265...........


These are my ideas for making the derby a fun experience, and to have laughter, and maybe, if someone uses one of these ideas, it will be worth it to pay 500 hundred dollars for a metal folding chair.

Firearms

Firearms are the best hand-held weapons of war in this age. Most people do not know much about weapons. In this post I will be talking about the three best Handguns.

There are three handguns that most people consider above all others. The first is the Colt M1911A1

This weapon has served the U.S. in World War I and II and even if it is retired from service it still is a much loved handgun.

The second is the Desert Eagle. It is known for its power and its ability to be customized.

It has a strong backing from anyone that likes .50 cal gun or that says "no kill like overkill."

The last gun that is the best selling Glock. This gun is most law enforcements' top choice.

The Glock has the ability to shoot under water. It will also work after being in the mud!

The F-22 Raptor

The F-22 is most powerful plane of the age. At Thunder Over Louisville we went to see this amazing plane in flight. Nothing I say can describe the power and grace that this plane flies. It is capable of tricks that no other plane of this age is able to do. It is able to stall and slip backwards under complete control. All weapons aboard the plane can be hidden inside the plain to increase the F-22's speed and aerodynamics.

The plane is 62 feet long, 17 feet tall and with a wingspan of 44 feet. Its weight is 43,430 lbs and the two Pratt & Whitney thrusters can carry 83,500 lbs. The F-22 can fly over Mach 2 and can fly 1,840 mi. without refueling. In addition, it can carry up to 8 missiles.

Thunder over Louisville

Thunder over Louisville starts with an air show my favorite component of the air show was the F-22 raptor. This plane is truly impressive, it can move very slowly, in comparison with other jet planes this allows too have a very low minimum turning radius. The F-22 can also slide backwards, a feat which no other plane can accomplish. They demonstrated all these things and more, however, they did not show you its maximum speed, or firepower. :(

At the end of Thunder there was a most impressive firework show. There were hundreds of different firework types even some that exploded into heart shapes! In addition there were streamers of light and explosions on the bridge. Unfortunately there were two barges, each one on the other side of the bridge, so you only got to see half the fireworks!