The Zoo Annex: July 2009

Thursday, July 2, 2009

America's Army

When I say America's Army you think of the brave men and women that protect the great land from our enemies. However that is not all they do, A small group of them are working for you enjoyment in a more direct way. They have made the official Army game! This is not a joke. What they are doing is making a FPS (First Person Shooter) that anyone can play. However to fight you have to be ready (AKA boot camp) learn medic skills (you have to take a test to pass!) Fire a Javelin missile! Its an amazing game. here is you tax dollars at work!

Look Fun? check out the website.
http://www.americasarmy.com/

Why Zoo Annex?

WeLeCoMe to the wonderful zoo annex, home to the wild and crazy Wallis Boys, who are native to North America. We also have here a Wallis Dad, a rare breed, but also native to North America. The Wallis Boys and Wallis Dad have a keeper called Carolyn, who spends a lot of time in the cage due to the heavy maintenance and feeding needs of the Wallis Boys. This add-on to the zoo was added not a long time ago, possibly two months ago. Some say this add on is not official to the zoo, and you don't need to pay admission to see these rare creatures, well this may be true, we are named the zoo annex because of the likeness to a zoo, and how these Wallis boys are as crazy as chimps, as speedy as cheetahs (At least when food is involved.) and they are as ravenous as wolves.

Jonathan Wallis

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My dad calls it the zoo annex because we live right behind the Louisville zoo and with four boys (including my Dad) in the house (not to talk about the one Latte loving mom). Its a crazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy place. I think the zoo is going to be put out because of us. So at this point if you are thinking "can it really be that bad?" have never lived with more then two people for more then a week. And just to give some examples of how crazy it gets. Good dinner conversations deal with, how to destroy a country, the biggest practical joke you could pull, what you could do to start WW3, how to blow up the world, the rest are to crazy for the world to keep spinning if we told you them.

Josiah Wallis

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